And the Father of the Year Award goes to:

**Beachcomber** · January 9th, 2008, 08:20 PM

Mr. Mom

I guess the local civil liberties union will say it's society's fault, the state will spend millions to defend and prosecute him, he'll sit on death row for years growing old on tax payer money, and if he ever goes to execution there will be an outrage around the world about the brutality of our "justice system". There is no level of Hell deep enough for this monster.

**gae** · January 10th, 2008, 11:28 AM

Thanks for that vote for humanity, GL! I feel much better now.

I know it's just me, but somehow the words "wife" and "girlfriend" should not be present tense in the same article.

I'm old fashioned that way.

In other news, we are now having shoot-em-ups in funeral processions. Fark needs a Cincinnati tag.